Doctor Who Season 4 Report Card!

I haven't had a blog in ages. Time to rectify that with one of my lazy one sentence quips about each story in season 4 now that it has finished...

Goodnight Sweet Russ! It was the best of times it was the metwurst of times


4.1) Partners In Crime - Flatulent, fruity & feeble fun...C+

4.2) Fires of Pompeii - CGI monster sinks another potential cracker-toa?...B+

4.3) Planet Of The Ood - I think this sentence must end soon; a boon...B+

4.4) Sontaron Strategem - 'Who's' homage to the SJA & after school specials?...B

4.5) Poison Sky - Sontar-blah! Ok it wasn't that bad, but the pun stays...B-

4.6) Doctor's Daughter - Georgia was a fox, alas, a pair of christmas socks...C+

4.7) Unicorn & the Wasp - GEOS says pile of snot, I say "topping day what!!"...A-

4.8) Silence In The Library - Mister Gold!! go and stand in the corner and think
about what you've done!! Moffat's fresh axe blade may
fall hard methinks...A-

4.9) Forest Of The Dead - Moffatt phones in his conclusion in from RTD's jacuzi?
"Here Stee!, let me show you the reins love!"...B+

4.10) Midnight - "Russell love, can you hold my reins while I try yours?" RTD's
pen??? 9 out of 10!...A

4.11) Turn Left - Poutie Billie hunts down her missing accent with a big one, timey
blimey!...B+

4.12) Stolen Earth - "Phil love! have you seen the kitchen sink?...Oh that's right,
I remember where I put it!"...B+

4.13) Journey's End?..or!.."RTD throws his dartboard at a dart factory" or "Russ
pins a donkey on his tale and shoves a shaken champagne
bottle up its "black hole"". Alright!!! I admit
it! I ate the whole can of condensed milk with a golden
tea spoon. Curse you empty carbs!...B